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Due to the writer's strike and other shenanigans, The Tom Brady Show has been put on hiatus until September of 2009.

In the meantime, viewers will be treated to a never before seen show, that has been on the shelf for four years. The Matt Cassel Show premieres this week.

Sad days ahead to be certain.

My heart is in Blacksburg tonight. A sentence I seriously never thought I'd write.

Perhaps the saddest part of all of it is that the media is searching for a way to blame the police for this crazy fucker who shot up a bunch of innocent people. Clearly there is someone at fault besides the PERSON SHOOTING THE GUN.

Lets press charges against the University because clearly they could have prevented this.

Did I mention that I'm angry?

I usually skip the 'me' related items in here, but it seems a relatively quiet place to leave my lofty hiding place.

Anyway, the reason I'm not racing around the AEG circles is that I can't tell you right now. However, I can say that I'm on a personal leave of absence.

So, not dead, or angrily ignoring emails, just absent.

There goes my perfect attendance record.

A. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list try to guess what the movie is.
E. Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified and place the guesser's user name directly after the quote.

1. "Up there with the best of the best."
2. "Sometimes I guess there's just not enough rocks."
3. "In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."
4. "Let justice be done though the heavens fall."
5. "Everyday above ground is a good day."
6. "What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?"
7. "Good Gracious! Who left the mop running?"
8. "God will understand, my lord. And if he doesn't, then he is not God and we need not worry."
9. "What usually happens when people without guns stand up to people *with* guns."
10. "If there is a greater power, why is it he can't get you a new sweater?"
11. "Your men love you. If I knew nothing else about you, that would be enough."
12. "The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure your fucked."
13. "Let me get this straight. I got a big fucking suite at the St. Maritz Hotel, and you want me to move to Queens?"
14. "This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law."
15. "You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than $100. Call me when you're through. Take care of you."

In jail you have to buy your own soap. If you don't have soap, you don't get soap.

I'm all for people doing their time, but enabling them to not bathe? C'mon now!

Seriously, what -wouldn't- you do to have a sudsy shower every day?

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Unrelated:yukimi is the bestest. Reasons piling on daily.

So, Palmer already picked a theme song for me a while ago, but according to CJ & Palmer's jukebox thingy on the US charts in 1992, my theme song is:

I Will Always Love You -- Whitney Houston

Weird. But so very me.

Cool Stuff:

1582 - In Stratford-upon-Avon, William Shakespeare and Anne Hathaway pay a £40 bond for their marriage licence.

1843 - Ka Lahui: Hawaiian Independence Day - The Kingdom of Hawaii is officially recognized by the United Kingdom and France as an independent nation.

1943 - World War II: Tehran Conference - US President Franklin D. Roosevelt, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill and Soviet leader Joseph Stalin meet in Tehran to discuss war strategy.

Birthdays:

1489 - Margaret Tudor, wife of James IV of Scotland (d. 1541)

1640 - Willem de Vlamingh, Flemish sea captain

Deaths:

1994 - Jeffrey Dahmer, American serial killer (b. 1960)

I leave in about three and a half hours for the UK!

I'm totally excited, and you can follow my adventures, if you so desire, at http://staff.alderac.com/kristy

Yes, I have a blog. But it'll be easier to upload pictures!

INTERCEPTION INTERCEPTION INTERCEPTION INTERCEPTION INTERCEPTION

6:21PM

Patriots vs. Denver

Good Job Samuel. We'll keep you. Willie McGinest saw you, that's all good for me. WOOOO WOOOO WOOO

Shuddup Denver Fans.

Hah. We win the challenge. The field position is kind of lame, but it means Denver doesn't have the ball and the defense gets to relax.

Who is this A. Davis person? Number 18.

Welcome to Playoff Football my friend. AWWW Facemask. Champ Bailey you're dirty.

'We were joking with Brady' whatever

I've lost count of the name dropping.

I'm waiting for them to say 'I was having dinner with the water boy and boy howdy'

Are Tom Brady's lips purple? This worries me. Can we have a look at this?

Inside of 4:00 and still no score.

Cold Case: High School Edition

Ugh

6:28PM

I don't know how Bill Simmons does this. I thought my internal monologue was endless, but it's running a bit thin.

Ewww. Jenna Elfman. 'Courting Alex' I dunno, she just doesn't interest me much.

You've gotta strategize, Phil Simms said so.

Over the head of Branch!

Adam Vinatieri field goal please. From 40 yards. First points of the night.

PATRIOTS 3 broncos 0

I didn't know there is a jet stream in Mile High, Phil says there is.

Hee. I love this 'time to get your story straight' commercial

Denver hasn't led in a postseason game since John Elway.

Woo...glad he tripped on that runback.

Okay so it's ummm 3:42 to go

What flag for what? Sometimes I really hate these announcers. Was that recap of the 3-0 game really necessary? We just saw the field goal.

The U beat the Tarheels in basketball? WTF? Does Miami even fund a basketball program?

Jake Plummer's favorite receiver? #22

Fair catch at the 6.....where did they get this punter...shit.

Okay Tommy. Lets go. Woot. David Givens. We need to get that boy another touchdown. Nice job Corey. I do love the New England 2 minute drill. No matter what quarter it is, it's fun to watch.

Okay someone fumbled. Faulk fumbled. Can we have a recount? Courtney Brown :( How sad.

Motherfuck. Pass interference. That so wasn't pass interference. Oh perfect. Touchdown Denver.

Nice. Thanks for costing us a touchdown.

Halftime. Dicks.

My Report may or may not be back because at this point it will likely contain a lot of vulgarity.